Signs your cat has a personality disorder
Saturday October 31, 2009- Couldn’t muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
- Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac.
- No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again…
- Doesn’t get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke.
- You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet actually form the letters N-E-E-D T-H-E-R-A-P-Y
- Has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty “9 Lives” cans.
- Spends all day in litter box separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.
- Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip.
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