http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:05:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en ½ cups water(add more water later if required) ½ cup oil 2 eggs 3 tablespoons peanut butter 2 tsp. vanilla 2 cups flour ½ cup cornmeal ½ cup oats Blend wet ingredients together. Whisk dry ingredients together and mix into wet mixture to form a ball of dough. Roll out and shape. Put onto a non-stick cookie ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2010/01/24/peanut-butter-dog-biscuits/ Should I take my pet trick-or-treating? This may sound fun, but it's really a bad idea, veterinarians say. Even the most laid-back pets can spook or be spooked.And if you think it's tough to keep kids from snitching candy, try monitoring a nose-to-the ground dog in the dark when candy, ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/should-i-take-my-pet-trick-or-treating/ In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats: My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator. My cat does ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/purr-litical-correctness/ A Man, a Woman, and a Cat. At the beginning of a relationship... Woman: Darling, I'd like you to meet my cat. Man: (under his breath: Ugh. I hate cats.) Uh, hi. Nice kitty. As the relationship progresses... Woman: Dear, I get the impression that you don't like my cat. Man: That's ridiculous. I love Poopsie. ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/stages-in-a-relationship/ The choir director selected the 6-year-old little boy with the sweetest face for the opening scene of the play. "Now, all you have to do is, when I direct the choir to sing ...and the angel lit the candle, you come on stage and light all the candles." "I can do ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/and-the-angel-lit-the-candle/ The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house. I ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/things-to-remember-when-i-return-as-a-dog/ A mouse used to live in a winery, and he would climb up on the rim of a vat and run around and around the edge. One day he finally slipped and fell into the vat full of wine. He couldn't get out again, so he swam around in the ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/cat-n-mouse/ Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it! Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac. No longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again... Doesn't get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke. You realize one day that the ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/signs-your-cat-has-a-personality-disorder/ A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/lucky-cat/ Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Timmy?" "My goldfish died," replied Timmy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour ... http://abetterpetcentral.com/betterpets/2009/10/31/the-burial/